I just love my new leaf engagement ring. My friends have all noticed it. It was a free ring, I just paid shipping and processing.
My new Eiffel tower watch makes me feel so classy. I love ordering online and can’t wait to receive my free lord of the rings ring in the mail.
I just love my beautiful new free watch. The Ring Haven is an awesome store and I will tell my friends.
Save your money for the wine
We believe in the power of fun and jewelry that brightens your world without breaking the bank.
Free Watches And Free Rings!
You might ask: who would be giving away watches? Isn’t a free watch a bit expensive to throw around? Is this some sort of trick? What’s the catch? Well, there are of course some scams out there. But we are are going to explain our free watch promotion to you. And we are going to let you decide for yourself. All of us at The Ring Haven are confident that you will agree with our reasoning. Giving a free watch or ring away for the price of shipping and handling is smart.
We’ve given this a lot of thought. A lot of time and careful research has gone into our planning. Yes and even a lot of money has already been spent. And we still have to do something extra to stand out in the crowd. What good is looking for a needle in a stack of needles? A famous promoter once said, “If a wonderful thing has happened and nobody hears about it you know what just happened? Nothing.” That man’s name was P.T. Barnum. So our marketing research team(Jenny) has decided this promotion is a good way for us to break into the highly competitive jewelry market.
A Little About Us
Hello! And Welcome to The Ring Haven! You have found our promotion of watches and rings. We are glad you are here and we know that you will absolutely love what we have to offer you today. You have just joined us in our Free Watch and Free Ring Promotion! For just the cost of shipping and processing we are proud to be giving away the store. Don’t worry we will restock and replenish soon- and charge a more profitable price.
We love our returning customers but if this is your first time here that’s great. And if you are a referral, even better. Can we recommend the Leaf Engagement Ring or a Free Elvish Ring? See, referrals are what this free watches promotion is all about. And that’s the answer to the million-dollar question; why would we give away a free elvish ring in this Free Ring Promotion?
OUR BUSINESS MODEL
Well, at the moment our business model(developed by Jenny) requires us to advertise by way of giving away free stuff in this thing called a promotion. To expound a little, The Ring Haven is a new, small start-up business with bigger aspirations. We have a mind to grow. But first we have to get up and running. That’s why we need our customers like you. And our marketing department(Jenny’s) idea of reaching new customers is to advertise. What is the best possible advertisement for an online business? Word of mouth is the best anyone in any kind of business venture can get. The Ring Haven knows you will just love your Lover’s Ring. Drew asks that each customer limit their selection to nine free items. We have an advertising budget(yet to be determined by Drew) that needs to cover quite a bit of ground.
And so, we are being made to give away free rings and free watches for the cost of shipping and processing. See, we know you’ll love your Leaf Engagement Ring or Lover’s Rings set and you will wear them a lot. Then you will tell your friends where you got these free rings; from The Ring Haven. And they are going to want to get a free Lover’s ring set from The Ring Haven too.
That’s called a referral customer. Soon everyone will be wearing a Free Elvish Ring or a Leaf Engagement Ring. And that’s what this free ring promotion is about. We scatter rings free Lover’s Rings and they will grow and multiply. If we are temporarily out of a specific ring we will happily send you a most similar one. Soon the promotion will end and we will charge full price. At some point Drew will set a firm budget limit. If Jenny’s free promotion advertising doesn’t give away the whole store first. We only ask that if you do order a free ring from us, please show your friends and like us on facebook. Thank you, Thank you! AND…
WELCOME TO THE RING HAVEN!
An Interpretation of Keats
A (RING) OF BEAUTY
A ring of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.
Therefore, on every morrow, are we wreathing
A flowery band to bind us to the earth,
Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth
Of noble natures, of the gloomy days,
Of all the unhealthy and o’er-darkened ways
Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all,
Some shape of beauty moves away the pall
From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon,
Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon
For simple sheep; and such are daffodils
With the green world they live in; and clear rills
That for themselves a cooling covert make
Against the hot season; the mid forest brake,
Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms:
And such too is the grandeur of the dooms
We have imagined for the mighty dead;
All lovely tales that we have heard or read:
An endless fountain of immortal drink,
Pouring unto us from the heaven’s brink.