2020 Customer Reviews..
I just got the channel ring from this store. Its great. Thank you!
My leaf free engagement ring is awesome! I love ordering online and can’t wait to receive my free Princess Crown Ring in the mail.
I just love my beautiful new Women’s Crown Ring. The Ring Haven is an awesome store and I will tell my friends.
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Free Watches And Free Rings!
You might ask: who would be giving away free rings and free earrings? Aren’t free watches, free jewelry and lover’s rings a bit expensive to throw around? But we are are going to explain our free chains and free watches promotion to you. And we are going to let you decide for yourself. All of us at The Ring Haven are confident that you will agree with our reasoning. Giving free mens watches or free claddagh rings away for the price of shipping and handling is smart.
We’ve given this a lot of thought. A lot of time and careful research has gone into the planning of our free earrings and free pendants promotion. Yes and even a lot of money has already been spent. And we still have to do something extra to stand out in the crowd. What good is looking for a needle in a stack of needles? A famous promoter once said, “If a wonderful thing has happened and nobody hears about it you know what just happened? Nothing.” That man’s name was P.T. Barnum. So our marketing research team(Jenny) has decided this promotion is a good way for us to break into the highly competitive affordable jewelry market.
A Little About Us
Hello! And Welcome to The Ring Haven! You have found our promotion of free watches, free jewelry and free friendship rings. We are glad you are here and we know that you will absolutely love what we have to offer you today. You have just joined us in our free watches and free claddagh rings promotion! For just the cost of shipping and processing we are proud to be giving away the store. Don’t worry we will restock and replenish soon- and charge a more profitable price.
We love our returning customers but if this is your first time here that’s great. And if you are a referral, even better. Can we recommend the free chains or a free elvish ring? See, referrals are what this free watches promotion is all about. And that’s the answer to the million-dollar question; why would we give away free earrings and free necklaces in this free friends rings promotion?
OUR BUSINESS MODEL
Well, at the moment our business model(developed by Jenny) requires us to advertise by way of giving away free jewelry in this thing called a promotion. To expound a little, The Ring Haven is a new, small start-up business with bigger aspirations. We have a mind to grow. But first we have to get up and running. That’s why we need our customers like you. And our marketing department(Jenny’s) idea of reaching new customers is to advertise. What is the best possible advertisement for an online business? Word of mouth is the best anyone in any kind of business venture can get. The Ring Haven knows you will just love your free lover’s ring. Drew asks that each customer limit their selection to nine free jewelry items. We have an advertising budget(yet to be determined by Drew) that needs to cover quite a bit of ground.
And so, we are being made to give away free jewelry; free rings and free watches for the cost of shipping and processing. See, we know you’ll love your leaf engagement ring or lover’s rings set and you will wear them a lot. Then you will tell your friends where you got these free rings; from The Ring Haven. And they are going to want to get a free lover’s ring set from The Ring Haven too.
That’s called a referral customer. Soon everyone will be wearing a free tungsten ring or a free claddagh ring. And that’s what this free ring promotion is about. We scatter rings free lover’s rings and they will grow and multiply. If we are temporarily out of a specific ring we will happily send you a most similar one. Soon the free earrings promotion will end and we will charge full price. At some point Drew will set a firm budget limit. If Jenny’s free jewelry promotion advertising doesn’t give away the whole store first. We only ask that if you do order free watches from us, please show your friends. We are also on on Facebook. Thank you, Thank you! AND…
WELCOME TO THE RING HAVEN!
A complete slaughter of Keats
A (RING) OF BEAUTY
A boho ring of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into hipster nothingness; but still will keep
A free jewelry bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet watches.
Therefore, on every morrow, are we swatches
A flowery hippie band to bind us to the earth,
Spite of despondence, of the jewelry dearth
Of free jewelry stores, of the earrings shops,
Of all the free mens chains and free pendants
Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all,
best friends rings of beauty move away the pall
From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon,
Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon
For simple sheep; and such free jewelry
With the green world traveler watch; and clear rills
That for themselves a cooling covert make
Against the hot beaches; the mid forest brake,
Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms:
And such too is the grandeur of the dooms
We have imagined for the mighty dead;
All lovely tales that we have heard or read:
An endless promotion of free rings,
Pouring unto us from The Haven sings.